Thursday, March 18, 2010

My Dear Lab

My dear Lab,  
These days are tricky. The weather was cold or rainy or both for the last five months in Chicago. All was well. Everyone was happy to be in. Everyone was grateful to escape the outside. Now it is changing. The sun is bright. The air is warm. I am no longer comfortable in my jacket. It is such a big problem. I could carry so much stuff in its pockets. People have come out. They look happy. They make too much noise in the quad. The snow is gone. The skate boards are out. The bicycles too. Time for more accidents, I guess. I hear that the leaves will be back soon. The flowers will be blooming as well. The winds from the lake will once again be pleasing, they say. But who wants fresh air! Picnic on the beach! Water scooters! Night cruises! Jobless morons! They watch the blue sky with flakes of white clouds. They bathe in the sunlight. They go on long drives in convertibles. They enjoy hikes in the mountains. They camp in the woods. I wonder who pays these people! Thank God not everyone is like them. There are still good and hard-working persons left. We don’t waste our time in such fruitless activities. Still, as I said, it gets tricky these days. With so many worthless people around, I get distracted. That is where you come in, my dearest sweet lab. You stand rock solid against the outside stupidity. You have no windows. You do not let the sun rays in. You do not let me have a feel of time. You guard the views of the sky, the trees and above all, the people having fun. You are my messiah. I love you.

Monday, March 01, 2010

Cricket and Others


Known for its hot weather, hot food and hot women; no wonder India does not care about the winter sports. Well, any sports for that matter. Cricket? Well, that is almost a religion now. In the pie chart representing the effect of sports in India, I am pretty sure there will be only two classes; cricket and others. It is nothing new. We have more or less accepted the fact that this is the only game where we can command some respect. Then what makes me complain about the winter sports? When the national game of hockey is in shambles, I could hardly complain about skiing. However, there is a reason.

Did you know that India had 3 athletes in the winter Olympics held in Vancouver this year? Well, when you were busy watching the India-South Africa series, they were representing India in a global sports event. True, it is not really a priority for India. But would you let your athletes go to a stage like that without a uniform? Yes, they did not get even a uniform from the Indian government. The responsibility was taken up by local Indian crowd in Canada to supply them the uniform and raise funds for the contingent as reported by BBC and the Canadian media. Did you get to hear about it in the Indian media? If you did, please let me know.

Today all the money for sports in India is in cricket. Over a billion people going crazy over it obviously gives the corporate sector, which holds the money, the right reasons to sponsor cricket. Parties are thrown in the honor of the cricketers, awards announced and temples built. BCCI did a good job on sales and marketing capitalizing on the situation and went on to become the richest sports body in the world (F1, soccer, NBA all included). The achievement of cricket is commendable. But what about the ‘others’? The question has been put for quite some time now. Obviously BCCI won’t do anything. Neither will the corporate sector. The sports ministry, I do not know. The burden of moving politics is huge. I was wondering if the cricketers, who are getting paid in millions, will realize the value of the other sports. What if they appreciate the effort of their fellow-athletes who are in no way lesser in passion and dedication; but suffer because they chose the wrong sports in the wrong country? I guess they could do something about it. The nation watches them and follows them. Their lead could be crucial. They being the Gods of the religion of cricket probably should share responsibilities beyond their own field.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

My Fantastic World



“So what kind of books do you like?” Somebody asked me.

“Fantasies and science fiction”, out came the spontaneous answer.



This has happened several times. I just started to wonder why. I read all sorts of books and watch all genres of movies. But somehow it is this particular class that I enjoy the most. The reason, I think, is their imaginative power of creation.

Through my upbringing as a student of science and engineering or may be just as my natural instinct I am grown to see things as they are visible to the eye. Doing otherwise may often be termed as a lack of concentration. Think of a student who feels sorry for ‘x’ when he sees , as poor ‘x’ has to carry ‘y’ around or goes ‘shhhhhh’ spotting ‘9’ cowering in the basement as ‘7’ hunts for him in . Try that too often and you are standing on the bench the next moment or worse, kneeling down in front of the class. When I look at the table lamp in my living room right now, what I see is a funnel-shaped hood with a narrower circle on top joined to one below with bigger diameter by a whitish cloth tapered at a particular angle. A 60watt incandescent bulb glows inside adding approximately 0.6 cents per hour to my electricity bill. My brain is taxed to imagine that it is some sort of a oversized firefly that has a very bright head and at the moment is afraid and has hid its luminous body in its opaque whitish shell; if I am calm for some time and may be hum a soothing tune, it will first peep its head out and once confident of its safety, jump off the table to glide in the air flaunting its radiant wings. That sort of brain work doesn’t come naturally to me. That makes me wonder how people work with fantasy with such ease.

Fantasy stories were part of everyone’s childhood, mine being no exception. Indian stories with monsters and princes were captivating. The fact that the life of the monster was hidden in some other creature secretly locked somewhere was the best ingenuity I liked. (That just reminded me of the horcruxes; more on that later.) However, the one science fiction that I think really swept me away for the first time was the story of a robot and his kid master. I had an old wrist watch at home whose plastic cover on the dial could come off easily. I so wished that I could call my flying robot through that. I gave it a few tries too. Unfortunately, it didn’t work.

The next phase of my attachment to fantasies was dominated by Jules Verne. The journey started with the mysteries of The Mysterious Island. Thereon, the great writer never ceased to dazzle me with all the adventures, the visions and the thrills. Twenty Thousands Leagues under the Sea, From the Earth to the Moon, and Around the World in Eighty Days are to name just a few. The one that was closest to my heart though was Adrift in the Pacific. It is the story of survival and dominance by a group of school boys in a deserted island. I could identify myself with a character called Briant in the story. It is still one of the most enjoyed stories I have ever read. Probably the only story that supercedes it is that of Shankar in Chander Pahar. That is a gem by Bibhutibhusan Bandyopadhyay. I was lucky to follow up this superb story by another by the same author called Hira Manik Jwale. Another story that I still remember was named Chander Hasir Bandh Bhengeche. I read it in a puja edition of Anandamela. The author probably was Adrish Bardhan.

The most recent spate of fantasies will include the Lord of the Rings by Tolkien, the Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathan Stroud, the exploits of Eragon in the stories by Christopher Paolini and of course the magic of Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling. What really astonishes me in all these stories is how the authors create a very different world with a different history and geography and society organized by a different set of rules meticulously put together to the last minute details. Tolkien and Paolini have created different races with their own habits, qualities and legends. They set their story in altogether different fantasy worlds with their own maps for guidance. Stroud and Rowling set the stories in our everyday world with an extra hidden layer of happenings. Stroud’s classification of supernatural creatures and the link between their and our world is a brilliant innovation. Rowling's creation though I think is by far the best. The Harry Potter series though generally termed as children literature has much drama, romance, politics, adventure and social messages to pass for any other genre. Coming back to fantasy, I am amazed how carefully Rowling has designed the magical world. It is so similar to our everyday life in terms of socio-political aspects, education, relationships, law and order but in every bit of it there is a magical twist. Read through her description of the ministry of magic or the hospital for magical remedies and you can immediately spot her brilliance. That attention to details is absolutely spellbounding. She painted a fine picture with words.

I lack that inspiration to extend my imagination beyond the mundane experiences. The science fiction and the fantasies probably satisfy the ineptitude of a realist.

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Apple iPad - The Funny Side

By now, all of you know about iPad. Yet another hyped product launch by Apple, yet another epitome of innovation and voila! You have a big iPhone-looking non-phone, I mean, iPad. The net is abuzz with speculations and analysis about this new device. Here are a few observations that were too funny not to blog about.

Firstly, Apple is not the first company to use iPad as a trademark. It turns out that Fujitsu, a Tokyo based company, launched a portable, touch-screen, Wi-Fi enabled device named iPad in 2002 though the intended market was different than the Apple iPad. Lengthening the list we have abrasive scrubbing pads for kitchen purposes, certain engines and motors made by Siemens and the padded bras by Canadian lingerie company Coconut Grove Pads. Hmmm, iPad has some history. The identity of the Apple iPad has also inspired the innovative minds. The following are arguably the best of the lot –






Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Kolkata Traffic Gyan

Kolkata traffic is abundant with catchy phrases both in written and verbal forms. The rear of the trucks and the ubiquitous autos are especially generous in this regard. Starting from patriotic mera bharat mahan and aggressive buri nazar wale tera mu kala, dekhbi ar jolbi luchir moto fulbi it ranges to more philosophical ones like buri nazar wale tera bhi bhala ho; sukh sapane, shanti smasane. It is because they so frequently reminds everyone to blow horn that the drivers never stop honking. The ‘blow’ and ‘horn’ are often separated by a long gap. Second thought. Do they actually mean to ‘blow’ something else? I saw a truck speeding in the wrong lane gleefully sporting follow traffic rools. I wonder if the similarity of the wrong spelling with ‘fools’ is just a coincidence. The old tiner bus is still declaring panch o dosh takar khuchra hoibe na while the minimum fare has now gone up to five rupees. However, the one I found really unique could be the best example of what ‘out of place’ means. The north side Sealdah local compartment had a notice formally painted at its entrance urging you to observe silence.